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3/28/2015

Tatooine Hexcrawl

An early May the 4th gift.

Map snatched from the pages of Starlog's Star Wars Technical Manual (Vol 1).

To date I'm not entirely certain how to scale this. Going with the traditional 6-mile hex shouldn't be an issue.


3/26/2015

PETTY GODS | Final Proof-Reading Stage

Are you skilled with American English?

Do you fret over grammar?

Are you versed in D&D/D&D-clone mechanics?


THEN HELP RICHARD AND THE OSR COMMUNITY 

3/23/2015

Vancian Magic Supplement (PDF) | Now with Bookmarks (& still FREE)

Because you all demanded it repeatedly and desperately, Raven Crowking has taken time out of his busy schedule ruling over all of Corvidae to augment the VMS with bookmarks.


What is the Vancian Magic Supplement?
  • A completely non-commercial, unauthorized collection of articles by Gary Gygax culled from various sources that explain how Vancian Magic works and its context in the D&D milieu.
  • A pair of stories by the late Jack Vance that demonstrate the structure of magic within the Dying Earth cycle. With totally superfluous footnotes by Gorgonmilk.
  • A complete set of spells in the Vancian mode by Shadrac MQ that can be used to supplant the standard array found in D&D and related clone-games.
  • A great piece of uncredited art by B. Portly hidden way in the back. 

3/22/2015

Character Archaics | The Grimalkin

Illustration by Matthew Adams for CHARACTER ARCHAICS.
You may have seen his art in the new YOON-SUIN book.
The Grimalkin are a race of ageless cat-folk -- the kin of the Cheshire Cat from Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland, Puss-in-Boots and the Cait Sith of Scottish folklore. They are fey creatures, sensitive to magic and pathways to the Otherworld. 

Like all things native to the fairy dominions, a grimalkin is especially allergic to cold iron and will take double damage from weapons made of the metal. Additionally, they must save vs spell or begin smoldering at the point of contact. The effect is uncomfortable but does not cause additional damage of itself. Likewise, things of silver disgust them and they will recoil from fear of contact with it. Silver-contact will make a grimalkin ill who fails a CON check -- continuous sneezing, coughing of hairballs, weeping of slimy tears -- all these symptoms will persist for 1d6 days.

Though the grimalkin is ageless, it is given to strange transformations over long periods that demarcate the phases of its existence:

  • A grimalkin in estray wears clothing, speaks the common tongue and walks upright. Such catkin may be friendly to mortals but are usually tricksome and perilous. In estray a grimalkin may cast spells and has a 2-in-6 chance of noticing invisible creatures or hidden passages to the Otherworld. The forepaws of a grimalkin-estray are delicate and hand-like, allowing it to utilize weapons and pick locks, if necessary.
  • A grimalkin in chester was previously in estray and got this way from eating too many mundane rats, usually while in the towns of men. A grimalkin-in-chester resembles a normal cat in all respects -- though it is perhaps unusually fat, friendly and stupid. Being in chester is especially embarrassing to all catkin and something typically avoided. But the temptation of those soft, gray rats is sometimes too much for their greedy stomachs to resist. Each time they consume one, there is a 10% chance that they will spontaneously chester. And every rat within their reach requires them to save vs spell or be compelled to catch and eat it. A chestered grimalkin must abstain from consuming rats for two weeks in order to return to a state of estray. It's said that certain spells of alteration can expedite this process.
  • A grimalkin in wilder ["wil-dur"] has returned to its primal fey form and is difficult to see clearly in the mortal world as more than a gleaming pair of eyes beyond the throw of the lantern's light. Catkin-in-wilder shun all exposure to sunlight, for it will turn them to wood (though a save vs petrifaction is allowed). They are not especially fond of lesser lights either, and will seek to extinguish them if opportunity allows. In wilder a grimalkin has no memory and will not be able to distinguish friend from foe. It is able to move in and out of the Otherworld at will and will sometimes drag its prey (deer, goat-man, pilgrim, or other medium-sized bit of flesh) back to its fey-side lair. A grimalkin-in-estray who is near death from wounds or illness may opt to revert to its wilder state out of desperation. It is exceedingly difficult to coax one back from this atavistic monster-shape, but not impossible. Certain potions -- usually containing ingredients like virginal blood infused with moonlight, or crushed toadstone -- may bring the grimalkin back to a state of estray.
FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE GRIMALKIN IN DOLMENWOOD CHARACTER ARCHAICS, AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK AND PDF THIS AUTUMNTIDE. 

2/23/2015

My Name Is Yogesh Kumar Gorgonmilk

And I eat horse-flop.


Also my cow's milk tastes like rancid monkey ass.


I am Yogesh Kumar and these things are true.