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2/28/2011

Dungeon-Funk Status Report

We are FOUR entries away from having a fully funk-tional table of freaky dungeon diseases! Just the names of these things make me wanna reach for my Vitamin C tablets and lube myself up with hand sanitizer:
  • Tomoachan's Insidious Revenge
  • 1d4 Magic Mites
  • Dungeoneer's Jock Itch
  • Nose-rot
  • Eye Bogies
  • The Raging Doom
  • Tenebrites
  • Flay Mites
  • Luminarium
  • Bite Tongue's Plague
  • The Dishonourable Member
  • Mini Me
  • Ghosts of Dead Fleas 
  • Burning Urine  
  • The Lucky Shits
  • YOUR
  • FUNK
  • GOES
  • HERE
  • Green Thumb
  • Stalagmorphosis
  • Oil Spores
  • Crave Fungus
  • The Writhing Darkness
  • Undead Head Lice (UHL)
  • Magus Worms
  • Giant Seed Ticks
  • Lich Lichen
  • Stray Neurons
  • Mind-fever 
Awesome. Brutal. Funk-tastic!                     

4 comments:

  1. Mucus Maggots
    Sphinctre Lesions
    Stench Scabs

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  2. Those sound great! Go here and bring them to awful life:

    http://gorgonmilk.blogspot.com/2011/02/community-project-you-dont-know-where.html

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  3. Hmmm. 18 & 19 are now filled. 2 more to go!

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