There is one available spot left on our destined-to-be-infamous D20/D30 TABLE OF DUNGEON-FUNK. Number 17. This dungeon-funk--
You don't know what a dungeon-funk is?
Well it's kind of like an STD you catch from monsters. Underground.
No, you don't actually get it from freakin' with bugbears (but you could). Merely getting too close and scraping flesh with a dungeon-dweller could potentially lead to a break out of [Roll on Dungeon-Funk table to determine what ails ye]. Get the picture?
Anyway, dungeon-funk Number 17 is so absolutely ghastly that it doesn't even have a name. It's just called Number 17. And you don't want none of that.
So here's the deal:
I'm declaring a Funk-Off!
Comment on this post with your take on what Number 17 should be. Include the effects and detail how it might be cured. The Funk-Off ends at midnight March 6, so you've got a bit of time to futz around in the lab. After all the results are in, I will have the JUDGES* look them over and decide which of the funks is Number 17. Capiche?
Oh, and if you feel like sharing this info on your blog... consider this 2 points of arm-twisting damage.
*Okay, they're just the dudes I game with.