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The Slatternly Mermaid is a mediocre watering hole nestled between the warehouses and dockside tenements of [A CITY FROM YOUR CAMPAIGN WORLD]. It is old enough to have accumulated a number of legends. Many of these stories speak of a carefully hidden door in the sub-cellar that opens unto a dank, ever-curling stairwell that leads one down into the Underworld. Other tales tell of the (fictitious?) family of grimps* who live at the bottom of the shitting hole.
[Thank to Carjacked Seraphim (I think?) for providing the fishgirl illo.]
*A grimp is a deformed and diminutive member of the troll family, possessing the regenerative abilities of their larger cousins but none of their ambition.