WORMSKIN

11/01/2013

Remembering: Satanic Panic

Two geniuses explain why everything I love
in the cockles of my heart
is the product of
\m/ SATAN \m/

8 comments:

  1. Were the screaming miniatures put out by Ral Partha or Grenadier? I'm thinking Ral Partha, they always were ahead of the curve.

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  2. Homosexual necro-Smurfs

    Hail Satan!

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    1. "Homosexual Necro-Smurfs" -- How many HD you reckon?

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    2. They're a swarm with scaled HD and No. of Atks. Minis-wise (how I often frame my creations), use 30-, 40-, 50- and 60mm bases with 3, 4, 5, and 6 HD respectively; ditto number of attacks per round. Let's say d4 damage per attack. They swarm up, over and inside a single target at a time. The swarms turn as ghouls, wights, ghasts or mummies -- whatever order your game puts four low-mid-range undead types -- getting harder with HD? Yeah, I like that.
      And they should have some magic resistance too to reflect their Necro- nature. Flat or scaled? Hm, say 5% or 10% per HD?

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  3. Dude that was awesome.. But I have to say if you really want to remember Satanic Panic look no further than Geraldo vs Satan.. That was an awesome show.

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  4. I always thought of He-Man as a Christian allegory. It's has very biblical elements.

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  5. Remember that a lot of these people also condemn Narnia as satanic.

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