What happens to Jim Bob's character when he can't make the game Saturday night?* Gavin Norman -- arch-vivimancer, lord of the City of Iron -- has attempted to answer this very question with a random table and he needs YOU to help him finish it.
It's going into UNDERWORLD LORE #4 AKA "The Occult Issue" -- due out Jan 2014.
BTW, UL is looking for write-ups for magical entities specifically for #4. These are beings along the lines of Patrons in the Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG -- for the most part non-corporeals that can augment a magic-user's arcane knowledge but also bind him by way of an airtight Geas.
Send these freaks to:
* Because "He went back to the inn." is just laaaaaame.