WORMSKIN

1/22/2014

Lacerations of the Slain Priestess

Rafael Chandler will be issuing his own rules set shortly and it sounds pretttty metal. Like if you played it backwards Satan would appear and have sex with your mom in the family room.

"Modern-day gonzo heavy-metal dungeon-crawl action game that goes well with cold beer and the music of Iron Maiden. Corpsepainted necromancers and spandex-clad glam rockers wield flamethrowers and magic swords against seven-headed cyborg dragons atop burning shopping malls while shrieking civilians are devoured by giant spiders in the parking lot -- and the sky is full of laser pentagrams."



[All of which only inspires me to come up with an LotFP one-off/spiritual journey of my own.

Working title:
LACTATIONS OF THE CREAM SORCERESS]

9 comments:

  1. The missus on the LotFP covers does look to be a practitioner of the School of Eclairs.

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  2. Instead of hirelings, you have Roadies.

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    1. There should be of table for generating random roadies, sweaty and hairy.

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  3. Beware the Chaotic Evil Veggie Pygmies ! They will hunt your party as they try to protect the CREAM SORCERESS And her stalwart heroes!
    Journey with us now into a dark age undreamed of when cream filled deserts ruled the land! And the riches of million pastry chefs were there for the baking!

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    1. That is starting to sound like the Low Life RPG actually... (Cremefillians are a playable race) xD If you like crazy settings, I suggest you check it out!

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    1. A very good suggestion! If Rafael doesn't provide rules for roadies, we should totally put 'em in Underworld Lore.

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