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1/05/2014

Underworld Lore | Underlord's Dozen: The 12 Ways Black Leaf Offed Herself

How did [Insert NPC's Name Here] kill herself?


eg. In a fit of rage, she immolated herself using oil and a tinderbox.


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13 comments:

  1. A mind bondage spell gone wrong left her a mindless husk.

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  2. Summoned Orcus, called him a derf-herder to his face, then intentionally smudged the summoning circle.

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  3. In an attempt to gain a medical discharge from Baron Walthamthorp's Corpsekiller Corps, she shoved an arrow into her knee, but hit an artery and bled out before the camp cleric arrived.

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  4. Called a dwarf "Shorty." Seriously, that's just suicide.

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  5. Covered herself in rotten kobold skins and took a nap in a carrion crawler's lair.

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  6. Attempted to seduce an owlbear.

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    1. ... suceeded in seducing an owlbear. They are rather rough lovers...

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  7. Smoked too much of her eponymous weed, contracted fast-spreading rotlung.

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  8. slipped on a banana peel just outside of civilisation.
    saw the Elder Sign(TM)
    crossed a duck
    refused to pay her loan back to the halfling mafia
    went on an ill-fated expedition.

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  9. Summoned "The Chicken Who Crossed The Street" and something went terribly wrong.

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  10. Drowned herself reading the necronomicon in a bathtube - she fell asleep...

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