A mind bondage spell gone wrong left her a mindless husk.
Summoned Orcus, called him a derf-herder to his face, then intentionally smudged the summoning circle.
In an attempt to gain a medical discharge from Baron Walthamthorp's Corpsekiller Corps, she shoved an arrow into her knee, but hit an artery and bled out before the camp cleric arrived.
Called a dwarf "Shorty." Seriously, that's just suicide.
Covered herself in rotten kobold skins and took a nap in a carrion crawler's lair.
Drank the house special.
Attempted to seduce an owlbear.
... suceeded in seducing an owlbear. They are rather rough lovers...
Smoked too much of her eponymous weed, contracted fast-spreading rotlung.
Lost a fight to The Zombie.
slipped on a banana peel just outside of civilisation.saw the Elder Sign(TM)crossed a duckrefused to pay her loan back to the halfling mafiawent on an ill-fated expedition.
Summoned "The Chicken Who Crossed The Street" and something went terribly wrong.
Drowned herself reading the necronomicon in a bathtube - she fell asleep...